TBFGK 12

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Book (TBFGK)
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Turn Number:3 AW
Side's Turn:Gobwin Knob

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Panels: 8
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Panel 1

Jillian Zamussels, mounted on her gwiffon and surrounded by her orlies, beckons with her sword towards a flight of dwagons that has intercepted her route. The dwagons, from left to right, are pink, yellow, brown, red, and blue.[edit]

Orlies: ORLY?

Jillian Zamussels: Divert! Hard left! Buy me some time to solo the blue...

Dwagons: CHUFF SNORT

Orlies: ORLY?
[edit]

Panel 2

Jillian charges on her gwiffon at the blue dwagon, readying her oversized sword.[edit]

Jillian Zamussels: Hello, Lucky!

Watch the nice shiny!

Show me some neck.
[edit]

Panel 3

Jillian's sword catches the light as her gwiffon chomps down on the dwagon's exposed neck. Jillian readies her weapon for a huge downward swing.[edit]

Jillian Zamussels: Good boy.

Gwiffon: GNARRM

Dwagon: OOARRR!
[edit]

Panel 4

Jillian turns away from the dwagon she has just defeated to see her orly troop getting destroyed by the four remaining dwagons.[edit]

Orlies: ORLY?

OMGWTFBBQ![1]

PWNED![2]
[edit]

Panel 5

The fatally wounded blue dwagon tumbles out of the sky as Jillian, atop her gwiffon, faces off against the four remaining dwagons, which are now charging at her.[edit]
Jillian Zamussels: Yeah. [edit]

Panel 6

Jillian tumbles off her gwiffon as the red dwagon slashes her almost idly with its claw.[edit]
Sound: CLAW [edit]

Panel 7

In one gulp, the red dwagon bites the gwiffon's head off, marshmallow strings pulling away from its body as the gwiffon croaks.[edit]
Sound: GMFFFF [edit]

Panel 8

With Jillian locked in the red dwagon's jaws, the stack of dwagons makes its way back towards the mountains and Gobwin Knob. Jillian's magic hat can be seen falling down to the forest below.[edit]
(There is no text in this panel.) [edit]

[edit] Notes

  1. ^ "OMGWTFBBQ" -- leetspeak for "Oh My God, What The F***, Barbecue." Describes a complete flame-out fiasco (for either the speaker or somebody else, depending on context).
  2. ^ "PWNED" -- leetspeak variation on "Owned" (i.e. totally defeated and dominated).
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